girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.
Life Sucks And Then You Die
juliana, 19, USA
Harry Potter is a rich orphan who grows up to fight crime. Harry Potter is magical Batman.
Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.
sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese
The slow surrender of his hand is everything.
This video gave me life
Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.
tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*
vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*
Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram
heartattacks-waiting-tohappen:
another vine comp with more of my faves that would have made the first one way too long
I’m wheezing omfg
Being smart enough to realise you’re not as smart as you want to be is one of the worst feelings
