Life Sucks And Then You Die
juliana, 19, USAMore you might like
girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.
Harry Potter is a rich orphan who grows up to fight crime. Harry Potter is magical Batman.
Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.
sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese
The slow surrender of his hand is everything.
This video gave me life
Here are fifteen of my favourite seconds from the internet.
tiny padme: *reaches for darth fucking vader’s hand and kisses it like nothing’s unusual*
vader: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*
Her name is Lane! She’s a style ICON and I want to be her when I grow up. Here is her instagram
